If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
UGH can’t even deal right now
#sooverit
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
i developed a self-depreciating sense of humor as a method of coping with my insecurities and social anxiety because it’s a lot easier to deal with people laughing at you when you’ve already beaten them to the punch by laughing at yourself
Too fucking relevant.
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Me at work:
Oh sweet Jesus I have absolutely no idea how I’m gonna make it through the next 120 mins of my life.
Me at 3.30am:
Hey let’s download all the songs and think about where my life is headed and my turtle and I’m hungry I want food and it’s cold but I can’t be bothered turning the fan down AND HEY LOOK AT THAT COOL APP LETS DOWNLOAD ALL THE APPS
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